November 2011
October 2011
pitchblackglow:
can’t find a pencil, can’t do my homework.
Does anyone else get scared when their text says,... →
Im Like:
parjars:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
What do you call identical boobs?
whattadeuce:
Identitties.
If he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs.
Send him to KFC.
Writing an essay for school: →
thatfunnyblog:
Making a post for tumblr:
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