March 2012
CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
mannydelgad0:
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
Me: I hate myself.
Mind: You should.
Body: You should.
People: You should.
Boobs: You should.
I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
Me: Hmmmm I'm not too sure about this character
Writers: We'll make you fall in love with them
Me: omg omg omg I love you my favourite character
Writers: lolololol lets kill them
Me: wait what
Writers: They die
Me: wait
Writers: They die
Me: No wait
Writers: Die
Me: NO PLEASE
Writers: DIEEEEEEEEE
The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
pitchblackglow:
My 5 year old sister is teaching my dad how to play temple run lmfao.
me looking for important information: first three pages of google
me looking for fics of my otp: check the categories on ff.net and ao3 run all the relevant character names and every imaginable pairing nickname through google go back to the beginning of every livejournal group's archive scour the personal journals of every fic writer that has ever expressed an interest in the pairing go back to google use every advanced search tool at my disposal to filter out all the pages i've already checked wait what about usenet that's still a thing right
“I can’t see, I don’t exist, but I want the shape of my heart to remain.”
– 有村竜太郎 (via ul-jima)
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
some people: i stayed up late studying for this giant test and writing this huge essay
other people: i stayed up late partying
me: i stayed up late reading fanfiction
Is it Monday?
zgorisniesman:
Is that so?
“Alice: How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.”
– Lewis Carrol (via serialstranger)
me aN
watch an episode
pause
go to tumblr
like
reblog
post
continue watching
pause
go to tumblr
never finish watching the episode
