May 2012
friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: ...
friend: ...
me: ....
friend: ....
me: which one
April 2012
joshishollywood:
sparklewench:
editorial design antics, pt. 2
this looks like a normal magazine spread right
well
if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle
no one noticed
and they actually published it
now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault
oh my god am i a horrible...
Watchprincess-lullaby:
even if it’s a quickie wrap that sticky
imfeelingpuckish:
otp otpotp otpotpotp otpotpotpotp otpotpotpotpotp otpotpotpotpotpotp otpotpotpotpotp otpotpotpotp otpotpotp otpotp ...
Me: I should do math.
Me: Holy god look at these problems
Me: The army doesnt need guns
Me: They need algebra textbooks
Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave
Watchjkimisyellow:
blinkraven:
mofofojo:
Swimming Level: Asian
Oh my fucking gosh. Can’t breath xD
OH MY GOD *tear* proud to be an asian. lmao
We just win things
How to comfort a crying friend
thatfunnyblog:
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
true friends are people you can capslock with to no end without being judged.
A typical conversation between Sasuke and Naruto:
Naruto (screaming): SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke (screaming): NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
previouslysane:
what if every convention had cosplayers
like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler
Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Dick: what
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
Inori: Hey, I've just met you,
Inori: and this is crazy
Inori: BUT I'M A SINGING TERRORIST THAT IS A CLONE OF YOUR SISTER WHO WANTED TO FUCK YOU
Inori: so call me maybe
shu: ...okay
Watchomnomnomjapanesefood:
gpoy
Fuck You ↑ You ↓ You ↙ You ↖ You ← You ↘ You ↗ Oh,...
alwaysblind:
obsesses over an embarrassment that happened yesterday
obsesses over an embarrassment that happened last month
obsesses over an embarrassment that happened when i was 3 years old
