friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: which one
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually published it now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault oh my god am i a horrible...
princess-lullaby: even if it’s a quickie wrap that sticky
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Me: I should do math.
Me: Holy god look at these problems
Me: The army doesnt need guns
Me: They need algebra textbooks
Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave
jkimisyellow: blinkraven: mofofojo: Swimming Level: Asian Oh my fucking gosh. Can’t breath xD OH MY GOD *tear* proud to be an asian. lmao We just win things
How to comfort a crying friend
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
true friends are people you can capslock with to no end without being judged.
A typical conversation between Sasuke and Naruto:
Naruto (screaming): SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke (screaming): NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
previouslysane: what if every convention had cosplayers like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler
Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
Inori: Hey, I've just met you,
Inori: and this is crazy
Inori: BUT I'M A SINGING TERRORIST THAT IS A CLONE OF YOUR SISTER WHO WANTED TO FUCK YOU
Inori: so call me maybe
Fuck You ↑ You ↓ You ↙ You ↖ You ← You ↘ You ↗ Oh,...
alwaysblind: obsesses over an embarrassment that happened yesterday obsesses over an embarrassment that happened last month obsesses over an embarrassment that happened when i was 3 years old